Twilight: The Communist Revolution
Look at the control Twilight has on every single teenager who wants to be cool (95% of teenagers). Do you see its power now? It's only obvious, look at the books. Every single book has the color RED in it. RED = COMMUNISM.
LOOK AT THAT. If that isn't enough proof I don't know what this world has come to. Do not worry my brethren, I have not opened a single page of this travesty. Unfortunately...these communists have stolen my little sister and all of my friends in real life. WHEN WILL IT STOP? It won't. Unless we do something about it. It's going to take over the United States, then spread out from there. Once it has our president reading the book, it's all over. GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER.
Now that I have realized that there is power in numbers...I'm going to need everyone's help to STOP this communist attack. But just whom do we attack? Stephanie Meyer is obviously a fake author, and the real creators are probably hiding behind seven proxies.
Once we join together and figure this out...we will save the world.
posted by Kevin Phan @ 10:55 PM
6 Comments:
OMG lol your Twilight-fan friends are gonna boycott u kevin.
lmao it was funny tho. good job
this is only for humor everyone please understand xD
The only thing I could think about while reading this post was, "GAHHH! He didn't post the book covers in order!!"
And it bugs me more than it should since I've only read every book once...
i'l join yeah kevin..
hahaha xD
lol so funny can't believe there is a communist who wrote this book. I think the same thing that Kim wrote lol. Anyway when did you realize that it is a communist book?????
The Color RED
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